It's in the genes!

Dylan: Mom, do you know how I got brown skin?
Mom: How's that?
Dylan: Because you look like your relatives. Me and Grandpa Findlay and my dad have brown skin. ...And you know where I got my black hair from?
Mom: Where?
Dylan: Well, it's not from Dad or Grandpa 'cuz they have black and white hair. I must have gotten it from the Incredible Hulk!

Welcome to our home...

Solicitor at the door: Hi, is your mom or dad here?
Dylan: Uh...don'tcha know my mom and dad are divorced? My dad can't come to the door if he doesn't even live here!