Commercial Madness...

Dyl went in to watch tv while I checked my email. A few minutes later, Dylan came in and said, "Mom, we should get that thing on tv for you. It says, "You don't have to shave, you just have to smooth...We gotta get it!"

Things goin' through a kid's mind...

Dylan: Mom, can I please have some more canteloupe?
Mom: I'm sorry, Bud...but it's all gone. Do you want some strawberries or grapes instead?
Dylan: No. That's ok...I'll just wait till Jesus makes some more canteloupe.