Ladies' Man...

I was telling Dylan that we're getting family pictures taken next weekend. He asked who was going to be in the family picture. I named grandma and grandpa and all Dyl's aunts and uncles and cousins. When I got done with the list Dylan asked me who else was going to be in our family picture. When I advised nobody else would be in the picture Dylan's only reply was, "Well what about all my pretty girlfriends?"

...All in the family...

Dylan: If I'm your kid then why is my skin brown and your skin white?
Mom: Because you're 1/2 mom and 1/2 dad--Dad is dark brown and mom is white...And that makes adorable Dylan.
Dylan: I got white hands and white feet and a white butt so that means I'm your son!

Speedsters...

So Dylan's latest thing is to get me to drive faster and pass the cars next to us on the freeway. Tonight as I was driving Dyl piped up and said, "Mom...speed up!" I sped up a little and then told Dylan I couldn't go too fast or I'd get a speeding ticket. "Great!" he replied. "You can ALWAYS drive fast if you have a ticket to speed!"

Magical...

When we were camping Grandma introduced Dylan to hand sanitizer. He thought it was so cool that you could just squirt in in your hands and go without having to stop, turn on the water and dry your hands. We were in WalMart tonight and Dylan spotted some hand sanitizer on the shelf and shouted with amazement, "Cool, Mom! It's magic soap like Grandma has! We gotta buy some!" After listening to Dyl's mini infomercial about the amazing product he convinced me to buy the magic soap. Dyl continued to talk up the magic soap the whole way home, jabbering on about what a wonderful thing it was. We got home and Dyl marched upstairs to his bathroom and put the magic soap just within his reach, then ran back down the stairs. When asked where the magic soap went, Dyl said, "I put it up by the sink. That way after I go potty and can just grab a squirt and go and then I'll have more time to play!"